https://www.fimfiction.net/story/301668/negotiations
“I’m not worth it, I know,” the waffle encrusted.
I’ve
never seen a story with two pre-readers and three editors that has so many
grammatical errors, quite astonishing actually. Mmm, a kick in the back for
you, and no doubt you feel to stab me, don’t you? With that knife of yours,
which you hold in your flimsy hands, but I rarely mention anyone involved in or
out of the process of penning in these review-thingies because it’s gotten me
in trouble before, oops! How does it feel being called out anyway? Like,
meaningful or something? Probably not, hmm, I shouldn’t try to flatter myself
like that.
In an apocalyptic Conversion Bureau-future,
the ponies came to our human world, started a war and lost. Not so misanthropic
now, are you, people? Yes, I’ve seen a lot of people-friendly stories lately
and I like it; they’re a little more equivocal usually. Anyway! Twilight––who’s
capitulated––is stuck with a raw deal and has to negotiate her sexy butt out of
it with a U.N. representative of the world Earth and they’ve a surprisingly
ideological conversation filled with drama and hapless candor. From one end of
the negotiating table to another:
