Nostalgia Month: Rainbow Factory

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/5381/rainbow-factory

Rainbow Factory is the story about Scootaloo and her two OC friendos and how they fail their flight tests and get to go on a magical journey to the mystical Rainbow Factory. Being so that this fanfic is shrouded in mystery by the beginning, I am going to incorporate one or two more spoilers than what is normally customary when writing these kinds of reviews in order to keep it more thorough. With that said, if you aren’t a fan of spoilers, run. Run like you’ve never ran before! Oh, and I recommend it for a read. Byes!

Disclaimer: The views and grammatical prowess expressed within does not necessarily reflect CW's of today.

Nostalgia Month: Cupcakes

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14lgUY7yfbooT5IT6miNNbPqSY_qLA9aiVMjsEpszePk/edit?hl=en# (not on Fimfiction, GDocs link provided instead)


Easy operations, here, you guys. I have read the piece of fiction known as Cupcakes by one-time MLP author, Sgt. Sparkles and I have to say, it rocked. That being, of inanition, chortles, chortles, chortles and chortles. It is the story about Rainbow Dash being invited over to Sugar Cube Corner for fun, but instead of that. We have Pinkie drugging her down, dragging her down into her basement and doing things to poor ol’ Rainbow. You know, dismembering her, slowly driving her toward a stupendously racking death.

Disclaimer: The views and grammatical prowess expressed within does not necessarily represent CW's of today.

Nostalgia Month: Sunny Skies All Day Long

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20685/sunny-skies-all-day-long


This is going to feel just like an actual episode, they told me. You are in for a treat, they told me. You are moving up toward the brink of greatness, they told. Well, I have something to tell you; you depraved, tasteless bastards. Oh, I have something to tell you alright. I… did not particularly care for it… 

Am I to be blamed? Be the judge of that yourself. Just as I am here to be the judge of this story. Oh, aren’t we having the bestest of times. So, the premise goes as such, Princess Celestia has growned tired of all the sissy, prissy, frivolous suck-upping she is forced to deal with day out and day in. Thusly, she forms a brilliant scheme through which she is to promenade right into Ponyville, undercover, so that our lil’ princess can be made able to enjoy a little spare time away from all the hard work and overblown formality.

Disclaimer: The views and grammatical prowess expressed within does not necessarily reflect CW's of today. 

Nostalgia Month: Introduction/My Little Dashie

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1888/my-little-dashie

Coup d'etat by Colonel Waffle (I don't even know why I'm trying anymore)


Sometime in August, two years ago, I wrote my first review. It was a year or so after I found the MLP-fanfic community, and I'd read the reviews other people wrote and thought: I can do better than that. I was mistaken of course, and what followed was a train wreck, or a series of them. Yes, I've learned a lot but I don't quite know not to be ashamed of myself––and by extension, what made me the person I am today––yet so this month will be my therapy month.

I've become a lot less productive lately and for no good reason too because penning reviews is one of my favorite pastimes. This is actually the reason I started this blog, as a showcase and a motivator. I don't want to be suffocated by absent-mindedness, just because I can only keep one damn thought in my head at a time, which is why I'm posting some old stuff while rattling my brain against the computer screen. I'm not sure what will happen next, but at least I'll have something ready and posted this week. Future me, get to work!

Disclaimer: The views and grammatical prowess expressed within does not necessarily reflect CW's of today.